
"I can't see the difference, can you see the difference?"
I say to my wife and 4 of her friends, "I will grill steaks for tonight's dinner. They will be on the table at 6 PM".
At 6 PM, we all sit down to the table and I place a rock on each plate, said rock still being slightly damp as I scooped them out from the harbor 20 mins before.
My wife complains, "I thought you were grilling steaks?"
One friend says, "This isn't like any steak I've ever seen"
Another one says, "Not only is this not steak, but it can't be grilled. It is wet!!"
I reply to them, "Ha!! Grilling steaks doesn't mean what you think it does!!"
So, in conclusion is this situation:
a) the fault of my friends, who should have asked me what I meant by "grilling steak"
or
b) my fault for communicating something completely different from the commonly held expectation of every human being on the planet?